How Do I Stop My Tall Birthday Cake From Collapsing
There’s a special drawing that lives on refrigerators in homes everywhere. It’s usually done in crayon, with a gleeful disregard for physics. It’s the drawing of The Birthday Cake. You know the one. It’s five layers tall, has a princess on top, is surrounded by dinosaurs, and has rainbow frosting dripping down the sides. Your six-year-old hands it to you with wide, hopeful eyes and says, “Can you make this for me?”